10 Signs You’re in For a Long Sermon

Josh on September 9th, 2009

10. There’s a case of bottled water beside the pulpit.
9. The pews have camper hookups.
8. You overhear the pastor telling the sound guy to have a few extra CDs on hand to record today’s sermon.
7. The preacher has brought a pile of Lunchables to the pulpit.
6. The preacher breaks for an intermission.
5. The bulletins have pizza delivery menus.
4. When the preacher asks the deacon to bring in his notes, they roll in a 4-drawer filing cabinet.
3. The choir loft is furnished with recliners.
2. Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit, the preacher uses a sundial.
1. The minister says, “You’ll be out in time to watch the Super Bowl” … but it’s only September 13th.

Courtesy of my dad.

JG

ParkerStech at 9:35am September 10

What the heck? Your dad has been blogging/email blogging since 1996? That’s incredible! I love his picture with the bow-tie! Funny site :)

dad at 9:03pm September 10

Parker has astute judgment, eh?