I just completed 40 Days of Teeth Whitening.

No, its not a new dental campaign coming out – I gave the new Listerine Quick Dissolving Whitening Strips a shot. They were super easy to use, worked almost as directed (except being stupidly difficult to open), and seemed to whiten my teeth.

But here’s the problem: no one noticed.

What happened?
1) The strips don’t work.
2) I need to smile more, to show off my teeth?
3) Do people notice but not comment on teeth very much?
4) Were my teeth beyond the point of no return?

JG

PS: If you’re checking out my teeth on the picture to the right, you can thank Natalie and her mad Photoshop skills for that one.