The Youth Ministry Game We’ll Never Play Again

on May 11th, 2008

We played a game this weekend that I guarantee we’ll never play again.

Or if we do, I can assure you that I won’t be the one playing it. It was week 3 of the Bringing Sexy Back series we’re doing and we played “Bleeding Love” as an opener. During the song I came out dressed as a bee, with another staff dressed as a bird. Fun, right?

When the song was over, we played an up-front game (inspired by this video) that let 3 guys and 3 girls slap my stomach as hard as they could – the groans/reaction from the crowd would serve to judge and the winner would get one of the purity books we had on the back table.

Well, the first kid about half punched me in the gut, the second laid on a fierce slap like the world has never seen, and the third put me over the edge and left finger welts across my bellybutton. It was hilarious (I told the girls they all won and kicked them off stage with a free book) and my stomach was left with a few handprints on it  – the swelling on it has since gone down quite a bit with continual ice.

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So, this weekend wouldn’t be complete without this story and the picture being posted. Oh, and then I found out this morning that Houdini died doing a similar stunt. Never again!

JG

david at 5:36am May 12

that proves it… you are an idiot!

Andy Woods at 7:55pm May 13

I’m sure this seemed like a great idea at some point in time.