Top 10 Events We’ll Never Do Again

on May 2nd, 2009

OK … got a last minute ask from Group Magazine to do a funny Top Ten list. The assignment? Write a light, sarcastic but not cynical list called the “Top 10 Events We’ll Never Do Again.” Want to join in on the fun? It is due Monday morning, so you’ll have to be quick. No prize, no credit, no nothing (sorry!) … except for the satisfaction of your awesomeness being in the biggest youth ministry magazine.

Here’s a couple to get you started! Leave your best one in the comments if you want:

  • “Slap the youth pastor in the stomach” game
  • Mission Trip to Antarctica
  • Salvation 101: Pastor’s Kids Only
  • Grand Theft Auto All-Nighter
  • 40 Days of Fasting
  • Any event with the word “all” and “nighter” in it

JG


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Matt Murphy at 10:05pm May 2

Paintball the pastor’s house.
LA freeway chase in Church Van (publicity stunt gone bad)

Jeremy at 7:39am May 7

Ok, I know it’s too late to get them in the article, but I had to share…
Anything with the phrase “a-thon” in the title
Also counselor hunt/tag with nylons full of flour. Especially when some bright college student decides to dunk his nylon in water. The paramedics called that a “weapon”